Creek Of The Week: A Dawson's Creek Podcast

Sometimes a girl’s just gotta blow off some steam. This week Alexis, pining for Ted, decides to distract herself with some townie D, and she takes Twila along to wingman. Meanwhile David is stubbornly refusing to admit his stubbornness, Johnny is fighting with Roland about the hotel lobby, and Moira has an arc but I […]

Ya’ll seen Bridgerton? Well we talk about it, probably more than we talk about Schitt’s Creek. So get ready for that. Once we get to the episode we are delighted by Moira’s creeping stage fright, David’s fumbling attempts to impress the Schitt’s Creek youths, Alexis’s street smarts in dealing with said youths, and Johnny’s business […]

Uh oh everyone, someone in Schitt’s Creek is knocked up, and for the first 7 minutes or so of this episode it appears to be Alexis. Shortly, however, we find out that she is not the raw-doggin culprit we assumed, and that honor belongs to another. Simultaneously to this action, David is looking for some […]

Welcome back to Schitt’s Creek Season FOOOOOUUUUUUUUR. We’re here and we’re doing it, starting at the bottom with a literal corpse. The hotel has a dead guy problem, and the brilliant minds of Schitt’s Creek have to come together to figure out how to get it out. Meanwhile David and Alexis are evicted from their […]

Graduation, a time where young people blossom into adults, stretch their wings, and are pushed from the nest and into a world that awaits them with an open maw, ready to grind their bones beneath their teeth, consume their flesh, and defecate their remains into neat piles of stinking refuse on the sidewalks of our […]

Nothing is more important around the holidays than friends and family, except maybe commerce, and this week’s episode is a celebration of both. Moira rescues an artifact of the Rose’s past life while David has a semi-turgid opening of his new store. Alexis, meanwhile, gets good news and has an unexpected moment of celebration. Penultimate […]

This week, we got bugs. Alexis finds out that she got head lice from school, which leads to much hijinks as the rest of the family deals with the fallout, except Moira who pretty much just ignores it and deals with her own stuff. David flirts with the idea of flirting with Patrick while Stevie […]

You ever have an ex boyfriend want to take pictures of your mom so that he can publicly embarrass her for his own monetary gain? David Rose has, and he isn’t gonna stand for it. Meanwhile Alexis has to volunteer at the retirement community and learns that Ted has been patiently waiting to volunteer that […]

This week we briefly discuss some fairly unimportant current events that you might have heard of. Then we watch Schitt’s Creek, in which Moira may or may not have gone to pound town with Roland (she didn’t). Alexis tries to flirt with Patrick, and Patrick tries to flirt with David.

Hey guys, how ya’ll doing? We recorded this on Sunday, it was released on Wednesday. Between those two days some stuff happened. I hope that stuff went well for you and this episode finds you in a chipper mood. If not, maybe it will give you 40 minutes of escapism. Either way, if you are […]

Picture this, you’re in a small town in the Cunited States of Amanada, you desperately need an exfoliating mask and some candles that smell like Italian shoe leather. Where are you gonna go? Wal-Mart? Dollar Tree? There is nobody to fill that hole in your heart… Yet. Soon there will be, and in this episode […]

This week’s Schitts Creek is a fun episode that finds Johnny and Stevie taking a trip to the local golf course to court potential business. We find out a dark and shameful secret from Alexis, and David just kind of ambles around pointlessly. Moira lends support but not much else. Meanwhile your hosts rant and […]

This week the title says it all as Johnny decides to make the motel a house of ill-repute and allow the local illegal sex trade to make use of some of their rooms for a week. Meanwhile, Moira books a movie that will almost become a secondary character for the rest of the run of […]

Hello! The real world has been chaotic and frightening, but here inside the Creek Zone things are all warm and comforting. So put on your jammies and crawl under the blankie with your hosts for some… waitaminute, it got weird didn’t it? This week David has to take a driving test, but more importantly he […]

Hey guys, I just watched the first presidential debate of 2020 and I am feeling particularly nihilistic, and also a tad drunk, so I am trying desperately to put aside my all-consuming fear for the future of our republic and focus on writing a clear and concise recap of the 258th episode of Creek of […]

Hello Fam, this week’s fine podcast finds David and Stevie dealing with the fallout of sharing a hot young fvckboi. Meanwhile Johnny takes a temp gig as a waiter, and Moira and Alexis attempt to bond, apparently for the first time ever. Prior to that your hosts artfully explain to all television executives why they […]

The hiatus is over, the mics are hot, and the boys are back in town bringing you a fresh ladle full of Schitt to upend directly into the pleasure center of your beautiful brain. This week is a low-key season premiere that finds Stevie and David porking the same gentleman. Meanwhile Moira learns that local […]

If Schitt’s Creek does one thing well, it’s their season finales, and the second one is no exception. This week we watch the drama leading up to, and unfolding at another classic Mutt Barn Party. First there was a question about Alexis’ invitation (she goes anyway). Then there was a question about whether David or […]

Simply because we know you can’t get enough politics talk, this week’s episode focuses on a political campaign, and the ugly dealing you sometimes have to get into to wrap your dirty little mits around that tender throat of political power. This is something Moira knows all too well as she hatches a scheme to […]

Guests. Remember those? This week Roland is on the outs with his lady and has to stay in the motel room next to the Roses. This causes tension and leads to the Schitts splitting off with the Roses in some character pairings we don’t usually get to see on this how. Meanwhile David and Alexis […]