Video Game Hangover

In case you were worried, we, too, have opinions on the Batmobile. Meanwhile, Xenosaga turns D.J. into a biblical scholar, or maybe he's just telling people that because it sounds cool. Episode Timeline 00:00 - Intro01:25 - Jake Kaufman, NUREN and VR19:05 - Batman: Arkham Knight50:48 - Xenosaga Episode III65:15 - Mighty Switch Force!72:08 - Outro

DESTINY MEGA-SHOW!!!! (Just kidding, please don't leave.) On our 200 millionth episode, backlog celebrity Al Parker joins us to uncover our true feelings about loot. We also get into Magicka (the old one), Dragon Age (the new one), and some cheap beer. Episode Timeline 00:00 - Intro06:35 - Backlog Attack: The Finalizing17:05 - Dragon Age: Inquisition24:01 - Tearaway26:30 - Portal 230:54 - Monument Valley34:42 - Beercade at Firefly!42:20 - Magicka47:22 - Multiplayer Game Tangent51:25 - Loot Systems in Games79:30 - Outro

It's Taco Tuesday! Enjoy the winged tacos of Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward, Batman: Arkham Knight, and Her Story.

It’s E3 time again and we’re here with our impressions of all the latest Es! Episode Timeline 00:00 - Intro07:45 - Bethesda15:45 - Microsoft31:05 - EA34:45 - Ubisoft40:20 - Sony59:43 - Nintendo85:45 - Outro

  We ask the Crystal Ball of Gaming (totally real) to grant us our E3 wishes, like a release date for The Last Guardian (no), a new F-ZERO (no) or for Geoff Keighley to experience human emotion (no). Instead of playing that other game, D.J. builds a boat. Episode Timeline   00:00 - Intro04:23 - Still Bloodstained10:30 - The Witcher III25:52 - Not Final Fantasy XIV29:04 - Xenosaga Episode III37:38 - Splatoon & Puzzle Dragons42:50 - You Must Build a Boat51:00 - Pre-backlog update57:40 - The crystal ball of gaming predicts: E3!70:25 - DAREDEVIL73:05 - Outro

It's Tacoless Tuesday! Paul forgot the Tacos YET AGAIN, so we're just gonna eat sum gaemz. On the menu this week: Elder Scrolls, but ONLINE. Dr. Mario continues to let his patients die, Lego T-Rex needs arms, and D.J. wholeheartedly supports Gradius.

We hear about an unexplored side of Splatoon from our resident kid and squid, Randy. D.J. alternates between angsty PNW teen and angsty Tokyo teen assassin. Paul refuses to set foot in a casino, but maybe a Witcher slot machine would change his mind. Episode Timeline 00:00 - Intro03:22 - Bloodstained continues11:35 - Puzzle and Dragons, abridged12:10 - Splatoon35:48 - The Witcher III43:30 - Life Is Strange episode 350:25 - Spelunky51:35 - Short Peace/Ranko Tsukigime's Longest Day63:15 - Slot machines for the TRUE GAMMER74:15 - Outro

The gang's all here for this super packed, and super awesome Taco Tuesday! On the menu this week: Tetris ULTIMATE, MASSIVE Chalice, THE Escapists (Shiv edition), and D4! So many time travelling shivs.Episode Timeline00:00 - Tacos and Shivs

After years of anticipation, we finally discuss the international smash hit: Puzzle & Dragons. Paul plays a game about a beard albino. D.J. doesn’t play anything. Also, Backlog Attack 2015 looms. Episode Timeline 00:00 - Intro03:02 - Persona Update!08:11 - D.J. goes to Portland14:20 - Bloodstained Update!19:45 - Episode 200 deets24:05 - The Witcher III: Wild Hunt48:04 - Puzzle & Dragons Super Mario Bros. Edition58:30 - Backlog Attack 2015: Pre-Pre-Pre-Backlogging75:05 - Outro

This should just be called “The Witcher 3 Isn’t Out Yet”. We’re biding our time with Invisible Inc., Persona Q, Stretchmo, and Adventure Bar Story. We also ruminate on our lifelong struggles to balance gaming with being a productive member of society. Episode Timeline 00:00 - Intro06:51 - Invisible Inc.26:45 - Stretchmo37:15 - Aventure Bar Story42:40 - Persona Q52:30 - Git ur Grades Up!68:15 - Viewer Mail70:35 - Outro

It's Taco Tuesday! On the menu this week we have some Puzzles, Dragons, Marios and the monster hunter that slays them, in The Witcher 3. 

When is a squid not a squid? When it's a human-squid girl/boy hybrid. But what if this hypothetical hybrid hu-squid were to transform suddenly into a full squid? A definitive answer eludes squidymologists to this day. Anyway, we played Splatoon. Episode Timeline 0:00 - Intro3:01 - Bloodstained Kickstarter21:18 - Mario Kart 832:54 - Splatoon beta53:05 - Mario Kart 6457:40 - Super Smash Bros.64:25 - Viewer Mail82:35 - Outro

It's Taco Tuesday! Randy and D.J. Paul chat a bit about Breach and Clear, ULTRATRON, Lost Orbit, Axiom Verge, Invisible Inc, and more!!! Much full taco tasty wow.

We regret to inform you that D.J. Ross died in the Burrito Wars of 2015. But Randy and Paul persevere and weigh in on Suicide Squad, PC gaming at E3, and a scheme to get gamers off their asses. Also, Cities: Skylines, Persona Q, and Never Alone.Episode Timeline 0:00 - Intro 3:01 - Game night 5:00 - The Joker and Suicide Squad Chat 10:40 - Never Alone 23:25 - Cities: Skylines 34:05 - Persona Q 47:10 - PC Gaming at E3 GOES CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! 52:25 - Gamer Fitness GOES CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!11 68:45 - Outro

It's Taco Tuesday, AND Cinco de Mayo! Whoa! Games, tequila and tacos, what more could you ask for? On the menu this week: Amiibo Tap, Ether One, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood, and more!

Silent Hills is canceled and Konami is in the middle of self-destructing and we're just sitting here StreetPassing. Episode Timeline   0:00 - Intro 3:01 - Game night 5:12 - Mario Kart 8 24:15 - Battleground Z/Ultimate Angler 36:58 - Nintendo Love 47:20 - Konami GOES CRAZY!!!!! 58:09 - Joker GOES CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 62:06 - Outro

It's Taco Tuesday! On the menu this week: Mario Kart DS... on the Wii U! A new Shadowrun DLC, State of Decay and the long awaited Broken Age Act 2.

Randy plugs in his Xbox One to make sure it plays video games, but all it does is play the new Star Trek trailer (which looks suspiciously like Star Wars). Meanwhile, Paul locks himself in a room and D.J. jumps off a cliff to avoid Superman's blood. Episode Timeline 0:00 - Intro2:05 - Star Wars: The Force Awakens8:02 - Star Wars: Battlefront16:04 - Batman v Superman22:06 - Sunset Overdrive34:37 - Escape Experts: Attic Panic49:45 - Bloodborne/Dark Souls II62:06 - Outro

It's Taco Tuesday! On the menu this week: Shovel Knight, and his crazy DLC! New Streetpass games, and for dessert we've got some Mario Kart Animal Crossing themed DLC, along with some Baby Park!~

Paul and D.J. get deep into Monster Hunter 4 fashion and this season's hottest armor skills. Meanwhile, Randy prefers to stay out of the spotlight with Monster Bag. Also, Pillars of Eternity, Mario Party 10, and smartwatches destroy civilization. Episode Timeline 0:00 - Intro2:35 - The longest game12:10 - Apple Watch21:05 - Monster Hunter Stories/Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate38:54 - Monster Bag 4 Ultimate48:02 - Pillars of Eternity58:20 - Mario Party 1066:04 - Viewer Mail76:18 - Outro