World's A Mess

EPISODE #96-- Crime doesn't pay. . . And neither does podasting. Today we got stories about an aptly named male escort/cop, bootleg Disney figures with a terrible surprise, a would-be death metal suicide pact, and an Aussie who will not be dissuaded from a drink. All this and some really, truly terrible Scottish accents. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at NY Post, Vice, WSBTV, Guardian, and Scotsman. #Georgia #Australia #NewYork #Scotland #UK #Crime #DeathMetal #LifeAlert #Mystery #Poirot #EarthWormJerky