Botched: A D&d Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What is it with this group and not wanting to be even slightly burdened? It’s not as though Richard Niple was a vegetable. Just lost a little bit of brain…so they blow out the rest of it. Now the group has to escape the museum before the authorities arrive. Oh, that’s right, they somehow think that they talked to the cops already and are no longer wanted men. They’re wrong. I know, because we checked the tape. Who will Austin be playing next I wonder? I’m sure the accent will be 100% ethnically accurate and will in no way sound like any other character we have all played. What was in the box that was stuck inside the creature? What is their next mission? Is this new guy a vampire? What does a sassy pig sound like? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for