Botched: A D&d Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This episode is quite possibly the most unrealistic thing I’ve ever heard. You’re telling me that if these jackasses walked into an adoption agency, you’d give them a child?! I don’t care if they have five bucks! That’s child endangerment! Well, I guess the child is Phil and he’s a psycho too so who cares. Still, this illustrates a broken system. Wait, what’s this? Nadir has a new mission for the guys and they involve some newspapers. Head to our Facebook page or Twitter to see the news articles. Let’s see if you guys can find the secrets I put in there that these dingbats most definitely won’t find. Why is Nadir giving them another mission? Who is this French dude? Who opened this other wing in Nadir’s store? Is Richard Dick Niples getting fat? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they