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Granted, since we were shrunk down to minuscule size by our Dad's shrink ray it's been hard to navigate this public men's restroom, but Mike Scollins is here now and everything's gonna be fine. Avoid the uncircumcised horse, don't huff the rubber garbage spray and everything will be fine. We'll be home in no time. And if not, just gland gas yourself and forget I promised we would be. Don't forget to follow @mikescollins for real good fun you like!