Ten Ideas

Well, we got fired from our positions as Donald Trump's campaign managers, so we're back at it with this week's Ten Ideas. Allow us and our new pals Sudi Green and Nick Packard to invite you to our dinner bed for bed dinner, calmly explain to your 14-year-old that god doesn't exist, make out for an hour and then, yep you guessed it, switch buttholes. Standard meet 'n' greet, really.