Brown-eyed Jewnicorn

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah roasts the Super Bowl, dishes on what she's currently watching, and recounts her unexpected rise as a 'fart influencer'. She also tells tales from her recent trip to Chicago including but not limited to: a humiliating public hangover at Potbelly, her new but insatiable desire for a lower bleph surgery, and the chaos of restaurant outings with the Brown family. Want to be featured on next week's Wellness Check Wednesday episode? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com! ⁠Hannah's version of Kendrick Lamar's Jeans⁠ ⁠Cozybelle Salon on TikTok!⁠ Follow Hannah on: ⁠⁠Substack⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram