Lady Bitch Time

It's happened to everyone. Enjoying a nice meal at your most favorite and fanciest of fast food restaurants and suddenly someone's hacking their congest lungs out next to your mini chicken quesadilla.  And while you hold back the vomit as someone on the other side of you finds this the appropriate time and setting to blow their snot filled nose; you find yourself simply wondering "Why the hell aren't you at home?"