Mount Calvary Sermons

SEVENTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST 2015 JAMES 3:13-4:3, 7-8 I came across a recipe. Not for food, sadly, but for a church split. It’s like a banana split but not as nice. First, you need 1 church. For best results, ensure that the pastor shall have been at this location for no more than 5 years, having replaced the former pastor who had been there since dirt and was greatly feared and revered by all as the Final Authority. – Begin by placing a church building project in a large container and letting it sit forapproximately 3 years while berating the membership for more funds. – Take one power-hungry music director and stir well. (If possible select a fresh pickedmusic director with dreams of being a traveling evangelist whose wife also plays thepiano.) – Blend in a scandal involving a member of the flower committee whose offeringsprovide no less than 25% of the church’s annual budget. Be sure to fire at least oneother member of the flower committee who was wel