Our Damn Podcast

Why were two bros (both of which chilling in a hot tub) sitting five feet apart from each other? What restaurant was the guy in his boxers welcoming you to? All these questions and more will be answered in this totally original episode where Derek and Chloe finish Vines, both well known and obscure. The quizzes can be found here (Sporcle), here (also Sporcle), here (Buzzfeed) and here (Intelligencer). (And for those who don't know, "Vine was an American short-form video hosting service where users shared six-second-long, looping video clips. It was founded in June 2012; American microblogging website Twitter acquired it in October 2012, before its launch on January 24, 2013." Thanks, Wikipedia!) - Have a Damn Good Day!

Your favorite family-friendly trivia game is back and better than ever! In this episode, Gill joins us on a fresh new round of the game that you all know and love. Think of it as the Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, or Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo of The Strain Game! Try your hand at it, too! Do you remember which ones are real and which ones are totally made up? Quiz yourself with the link below: The Strain Game

Cards Against Humanity - everyone's favorite adult party game. You've heard of it, you love it, and so we! That's why, along with our super special guest and good friend Gill, we decided to play it after taking some sweet, sweet dabs. Find out why Gill's sticky, what Derek likes to think about in bed, and what totally destroyed Chloe's... well, you'll have to listen to the episode to hear the rest of that. "My shiny teeth that twinkle just like the stars in space. My shiny teeth that sparkle; add beauty to my face. My shiny teeth and me." - Chip Skylark

What do the cannabis strains Cat Piss, Bear Scout, Cap’n Kush, and Bob Saget all have in common? I don't know, but two of those strains aren’t even strains at all! Can you guess which ones are real and which ones are totally made-up? In this episode, join us in a new game where we try our best to figure out if that strain name is real, or just a cleverly named bag of oregano that shady guy at the bus stop sold to your eager, yet gullible cousin.

On this episode, our good friends Gill and Chris join us in a hilarious, occasionally emotional, and all-around jubilant conversation about our first times, best times and worst times. Get to know each of us a little bit more as we share stories of our childhoods, our friendships, and the milestones which helped shape us into who we are today. I hope you have as much fun listening to this as we did creating it! have a damn good day! Subscribe to Chris' streams on Twitch here! (twitch.tv/jarannis)

In this episode, Chloe will be interviewing the other ODP co-host and pretty teenage heartthrob, Derek Alexander! Even more of life's most hard-hitting questions are answered, such as "what's the funniest dad joke?" and "what's the best kind of cheese?".  Trust us, it's good shit... At least, we hope so. Get to know Derek more in in another super special episode of Our Damn Podcast!

In this episode, Derek will be interviewing none other than ODP co-host herself, Chloe Guinan! Find out her answers to some of life's most hard-hitting questions, such as "does the toilet paper hang over or under?" and "what would be an accurate tagline for each month?". Hell if Derek knows, but Chloe sure does. All that and more in this special episode of Our Damn Podcast!

Derek and Chloe play an old classic: Mad Libs. It's exactly what you's expect. Have a/an [explicit adjective] good day!

In this episode, Derek and Chloe break down their tattoos and their meanings! It's a damn good time.

2018 is finally over, and Derek and Chloe revel in last year's memories while looking forward to the things 2019 may bring... (also we smoke, nbd.)

What happens when you take advantage of Colorado's recreational cannabis industry and put a married couple in front of a microphone as they get high? This is Our Damn Podcast. We hope you enjoy!