Probing Ancient Aliens

Our review of Ancient Aliens S18E1: The Disclosure Event - Oh, we’re back on our buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit! We’re covering the latest and greatest episodes of History’s Ancient Aliens after our year-long coverage of “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch.” So how did we like the season premier now that we’re hangin’ with Childress, Tsouks, William Henry and the gang? How does Ryan Sprague do on his first talking head appearance on a show he used to criticize? Is Childress’ accent still strange, wonderful, and ultimately unknowable?! Stretch those ear holes open and let us inside! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! So it’s come to this - the season 3 finale of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, and our small side quest away from covering Ancient Aliens every week has concluded…at least, until next year. Did the finale bring to light new revelations about the ranch, or was it a re-cap fest like many of the episodes have become in the third season? Listen to find out! And…do us all a favor: get those prolapses moistened and seasoned for next week huh? We’re gonna be a little rusty slidin’ back in to Childress Chime-ins and Tzadok Talks, so take ‘er easy on us! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Intriguing…but kinda boring…is the name of the game when it comes to The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, for better or for worse. Is it always worth a watch? Yes. Is it always worth watching the first 30 minutes of the episode before the inevitable strange occurrence happens? No. But we love Travis and his motley crew just the same, and love and respect them for their effort to scientifically explain the world of high strangeness. Plus they’re cutie patooties! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Is the show itself actually being fucked with by Skinwalker Ranch? Because every single episode promises a lot but provides very little at the end of the day. Definitely some cool confirmations here, but ultimately nothing “new” since the previous episode. Plus, this episode is the first that CLEARLY exaggerates and fakes an occurrence, and it’s disheartening to say the least. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Wow - another snoozefest mcguillicuty! Drilling, some metal flakes, and almost ZERO Travis Taylor! What the effing eff?! These seasons need to be 7 to 8 episodes max, and the last three really hit that point home. Still - Steve’s experience at Halloween Horror Nights and Joey’s experience in the hotel (and town!) where Twin Peaks was filmed makes this ep more than worth the price of admission…which is free. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Sorry for no new episode this week, but please enjoy March's Patreon episode (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) of Adventurous Ghosts: the season 5 opener of "Ghost Adventures," and also the Valentine's Day special! (ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION) The GAC crew celebrates Valentines Day by heading to the Massachusetts site of an "aggressive, sexual" ghost who died of a broken heart and from loss of "Seamen." Enjoy! Enjoey! Ensteve!

Wow - if last week’s episode was boring, then this one (like a delicious eclair filled with man goo) is pure FILLER. Fill her? I think not! There’s a couple fun little tidbits, but ultimately this episode should have been edited into the beginning of the upcoming episode. That being said, if you ever wanted to see a Jack FM radio station in the middle of nowhere on a show about the paranormal, then this is the episode for you!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! One of the most boring episodes of History’s “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch” was viewed and reviewed by your two favorite hosts - but it DOES contain one of the most top tier pieces of evidence in the show’s history. That seems to be the name of the game with this show - ultimate edging sessions that almost blue ball you…but with that mega release at the very end that makes it aaaaaaaall worth while! Enjoey! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Lasers, rockets, dragons, and telescopes - that’s what science is all about! Dr. Travis Taylor and the skinwalker ranch crew are trying to prove if there’s an invisible anomaly that could be bending light around it above the triangle - but will the phenomenon let them actually use some high powered telescopes that Brandon paid six figures for? Also, Jim Morse flirts it up with a plus size model whose half his age. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! GPS? More like “Gee, my satellite data is effed up PS!” Travis Taylor and the crew send yet ANOTHER device into the sky to try and get data from the triangle, and complete data madness ensues. Plus, Erick finds love in the backseat of a Cessna. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Joey had to work late tonight, so enjoy our June 2022 episode of "Probing Deeper" from our Patreon (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) [Original Patreon Description] This 2013 documentary is all about the subject of "Disinformation," and specifically: who in the gub'ment is responsible for the disinformation that's spread in / to the UFO community and how it affects the "real" search for the "truth." Special appearance by a less fucked up Love That Joker Linda Moulton Howe!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Watch out Elton John - Travis Taylor is the new Rocket Man in town! They’re going to blast some big boys right up the keester of Triangle in the hopes they’ll disappear or bounce off or enter some sort of prolapse dimension where they can get some real nice thermal data and moisture samples. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Whirlybird…ACTIVATE! It’s a swirly whirly adventure - again! - for the season 3 premiere of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch! We have GPS in soda bottles being dropped from 6000 feet, we got Travis freaking out because his third leg isn’t quite as straight as he thought, and we got a far more mature Thomas because he grew a haggard beard to look cool since last year. What more could you want? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! The Season 2 finale of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch ends with not quite a bang, not quite a whimper, but with cowboy hats and man-hugs. YOU DON’T SEE US COMPLAINING!!! There’s a lot of whirlybird action and some genuinely weird stuff is captured on camera, we just wish season 2 didn’t make you wade through so much Dragon-dung to get to the good stuff. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

[STEVE'S ON VACATION THIS WEEK, SO ENJOY THIS CLASSIC EPISODE, UNLOCKED FROM OUR PATREON OVER AT PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS!] Original Patreon Description: Nick Pope wrote and produced his own special on alien stuff AND it was included with our Amazon Prime Membership - what could go wrong?! Turns out: a lot, actually. We thought this deep dive from the mind of one of our favorite Ancient Aliens stars would be unique, interesting, factual...and NOT just full of nauseating educational video-style scene transition sweeps. Boy were we wrong. As usual, we had the most poignant discussions while NOT talking about the content we're reviewing, so there's still plenty to enjoy besides pondering Nick in that sweet Contact in the Desert outfit of his. Sit back, picture him creepin' on hotel bar slizz, and enjoy!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Mothmen 1966 video game: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1755030/Mothmen_1966/#:~:text=Chorus%20Worldwide%20Games,Leonid%20meteor%20shower%20of%201966. Rockets, Rockets, Rockeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets!!! But no raccoon?! Lots of rockets, lots of good chutes, and LOTS of half alcohol / half desert-induced sunburns on these pale-faces in this episode of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch - Look, Up in the Sky! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Tesla Coils, grounding rods, Erik’s leather face, and maybe the greatest piece of high strangeness witnessed so far on The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch - a very personal paranormal experience that blew our minds…and our loads. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

(Original Patreon Description) We checked out David Hatcher Childress' 2016 Vortexas speaking event on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs0I0ZoPLHM&t=1s) to get deeper into the mind of our favorite koind of goy. How is he different when left to his own devoices? What does he bring to the Ancient Aliens table when not at the mercy of the History Channel's editing team? Plus - the announcement of our next Patreon exclusive episode: and all new podcast about Ghost Adventures!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! The crew digs...and digs...and digs...and digs. This action packed episode proves you CAN have too much of a good thing. Just because we've been hungry for some real momentum doesn't mean we want an entire episode of holes, poles and dirt! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! A smudgy UFO picture, vector magnetometers (whatever the hell THAT is!), and endless, endless, endless talking about digging. The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch definitely loves to blue-ball it’s viewers in Season 2, and while it’s frustrating that there seems to be only 5 to 7 minutes of good content anymore, those 5 to 7 minutes DO keep you hungry for the next episode and actually result in something interesting. What are you playing at, Fugle?! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)