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On this week's episode, Corinne and Krystyna are live from the New York Comedy Festival helping out a listener whose British actor boyfriend called it off ten days before the wedding (and it might have involved smoochin' with a nineteen-year-old). They also critique Mike’s outfit, recount the time Krystyna peed in a litter box, and get into some feet talk. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedy icon and actor Pauly Shore. The group discusses putting your career first, the grief of losing your parents, Pauly’s time at the Playboy Mansion, getting piss surgery, and falling in love with Kylie Minogue.   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Pauly on IG/Twitter: @Paulyshore   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCentere

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who had a woo-woo dream about her ex and now needs to find him. Mike talks about emailing Randy Newman while feeling especially emotional, Lewis Capaldi’s new song doesn’t pass the Corinne Test™, body positivity is kind of bullshit, but Krystyna-approved self-help author Michael Singer is not. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian WILFRED PADUA. The group discusses finally being open to serious romantic relationships, never hearing ‘I love you’ from your parents, and seeing your c*m for the first time. WOWZA!!!! Commentary from someone who’s seen his c*m many times — Mike Coscarelli.    WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Wilfred on IG: @Wilfredpadua   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @Philanthropy

Happy Thanksgiving, Fckers! This year, Corinne and Krystyna give thanks for your emails and offer some advice to a listener who wonders if she made the right decision leaving her engineering job after being patronized by an older male co-worker. Later, Corinne can’t help but wonder if women’s minor roles in men’s lives have been being highlighted in popular songs (see: LIL DICKY) this whole damn time?! This week’s guest is comedian and actor ERICA RHODES. The trio discuss how the entertainment industry pressures women into developing eating issues, plus the topics of young love, and why foreign artists you meet in college are so hot. Featuring BIG Dicky commentary by Mike Coscarelli.     WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Erica on IG and Twitter: @Ericarhodes   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Cor

This week's episode was recorded live at Skankfest in Las Vegas, Nevada! First, Corinne and Krystyna read an email in-studio from a frustrated new mother whose husband is inconsiderately horny for her body. We then move to the live show featuring comedians Kerryn Feehan and Chloe La Branche. You'll enjoy male emotional intelligence training exercises like "How to Not Rape" and "Men Have Feelings Too, But What Are They?" and conversations about the number of guys at the festival they've fcked, choking in the bedroom, and a live dck rating of several bold audience members. This episode is "extra."Featuring introductory commentary by Mike Coscarelli (who did not volunteer to show his dick).    WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Kerryn and Chloe on IG: @Kerrynfeehan @chloelabranche  Twitter: @chloelabranche    Follow Guys We Fucked o

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener dealing with an ex who’s upset she couldn’t meet his deceased mom before she passed (six months before they started dating), and Krystyna is empowered by the New York Marathon without even running it. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian, ANTHONY DEVITO. The group discusses dating younger women without being manipulative, families that are run like corrupt governments, and entering a relationship so that you can be the absolute worst version of yourself. Commentary from someone who had the best version of something…Mike Coscarelli.   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE:   https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Anthony on IG: @ComedianAnthonyDevito Twitter: @anthonyDeVito_    Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal   (And follo

WELCOME TO THE 500TH EPISODE OF GUYS WE FCKED!!!! Join Corinne and Krystyna as they help a listener who’s realized that her new boyfriend is dangerously depressed, and as they congratulate Gisele Bündchen on leaving her husband to live her own dreams. Also, as they share some feasible career options for women hoping to marry a successful man. In honor of 500 episodes, the gang also runs through the sexual highlights of their lives so far. Today’s guest is co-host of Luminary Original podcast The C-Word -- ALISSA BENNETT. The group discusses inappropriate obsessions with strangers, following female intuition, and marrying the same man twice. Commentary by the man packing so much that a marriage to him could be considered polyandry -- Mike Coscarelli.   TICKETS FOR GWF LIVE PODCAST TAPING AT THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL https://www.eventbrite.com/e/guys-we-fked-live-midnight-theatre-comedy-takeover-tickets-429733754227    WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guy

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a college student struggling to make friends after leaving a cult. They also share some highlights from Skankfest, including advice for women who wanna crowd surf, and anyone trying to have a good time on acid. Plus, Krystyna realizes just how gosh darn great it is to date someone with a positive attitude. Today’s Guys We Fcked guests are stand-up comedians and podcasters, KIM CONGDON and SARAH WEINSHENK. The ladies discuss getting sapphic after your twenties, men with fcked up priorities, and dick so good it sends you to a psychic. Commentary from the man with the transcendental tool -- Mike Coscarelli.      TICKETS FOR GWF LIVE PODCAST TAPING AT THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL https://www.eventbrite.com/e/guys-we-fked-live-midnight-theatre-comedy-takeover-tickets-429733754227    WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- OUR SPECIAL DAY -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who initiates plenty of romantic relationships just to end up with plenty of new friends. Corinne also reflects on hanging out with an ex for the first time in seven years… at the Renaissance Faire. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is professional sensual masseur, EMMANUEL LUSTIN. The group chats about the right ways to touch a woman (hint: it’s almost never what the guy wants), dealing with “blue pussy,” and creating a career from massaging nude women. Commentary by unprofessional masseur Mike Coscarelli.      TICKETS FOR GWF LIVE PODCAST TAPING AT THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL https://www.eventbrite.com/e/guys-we-fked-live-midnight-theatre-comedy-takeover-tickets-429733754227    WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Emmanuel Lustin on IG: @Emmanuellustinmt Twitter: @EmmanuelLu

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna discuss the importance of unpacking intrusive thoughts and admit that they like the taste of their own vaginas, which, for the record, was not an intrusive thought. They also recap their spooky and slutty time at Salem’s Haunted Happenings Grand Parade and revel in Krystyna’s nephew’s very valid obsession with… deez nuts. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian PAUL VIRZI. The trio explores parenting in a fcked up contemporary social climate, maintaining a healthy sex life after having kids, and why we should be masturbating in Chick-Fil-A instead of McDonald’s. Commentary from the man with extra special sauce — Mike Coscarelli.     TICKETS FOR GWF LIVE PODCAST TAPING AT THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL https://www.eventbrite.com/e/guys-we-fked-live-midnight-theatre-comedy-takeover-tickets-429733754227   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/articl

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who’s been in an incredible relationship for the past two years, but can’t stop thinking about his ex-wife. And someone attempts to answer Corinne’s call for a man who values women as actual people instead of emotional-support humans. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and actor DAPHNIQUE SPRINGS. The group discusses the perks of having ho friends, sexting using pictures from Google Images, and the struggles of successful women dating in a world full of insecure men. Commentary from the man secure in his manhood — Mike Coscarelli.    WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Daphnique on IG/Twitter: @Iamdsprings   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCen

Happy Friday, Fuckers! On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener whose husband has been privately messaging a woman on OnlyFans, and Corinne gives us an update on her path to enlightenment (It turns out that achieving peak awareness kind of sucks). This week’s Guys We Fcked guests are relationship experts, authors, and real-life couple, VANESSA BENNETT and JOHN KIM. The group discusses misconceptions about “the one,” the difference between New York and LA therapists, and what’s in it for a guy when a woman can’t raise his children (besides sex, of course). Vanessa and John’s book, “IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU: Break the Blame Cycle. Relationship Better”, is out now!     SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow John Kim on IG/Twitter: @Theangrytherapist Follow Vanessa

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who needs a bit of a wake-up call about her––to put it simply––bat sh*t crazy relationship and discuss how women are unfairly forced to take care of their boyfriends. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is cam girl and former phone sex operator, MARIAH MORVANT. The group explores the good and bad of phone sex, warning signs for a skeezy photographer, and the most wild kinks out there, including farting, burping, and dog poo sandwiches. Commentary by the man with the dog poo-free dick — Mike Coscarelli.      SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   NORWALK, CT - SAT SEPT 24 - WALL STREET THEATER https://wallstreettheater.com/event/guys-we-fcked/   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Mariah Monvant on IG/Twitter: Mariahdrewcarey   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitte

This week, Corinne and Krystyna help out a listener who can’t stop attracting troubled men, share some ways to stop your date from trauma dumping, and answer the age-old question: Would you be mad if your boyfriend came on a stripper’s tits? Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and host of “The Boyscast,” RYAN LONG. The group discusses the different attitudes towards male and female success, emotional stoicism amidst all of this sociopolitical chaos, and––of course––Ryan’s long balls! Commentary by Mike “Balls as big as his dick? We’re not sure” Coscarelli.      SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   NORWALK, CT - SAT SEPT 24 - WALL STREET THEATER https://wallstreettheater.com/event/guys-we-fcked/   CORINNE SOLO DATES: DETROIT - FRI SEPT 16 - HOUSE OF COMEDY (MOTOR CITY COMEDY FESTIVAL) all tickets: https://www.corinnefisher.com/calendar/   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- OUR SPECIAL DAY -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/

Corinne and Krystyna finally hear a good––or at least neutral––story from a listener, and they dive into the past to figure out why they choose the men they choose. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian RACHEL WOLFSON. The group discusses being the first female member of Johnny Knoxville’s Jackass crew, living with mental illness since childhood, staying friends with your ex-boyfriend, and more importantly, staying friends with your ex-boyfriend's mom. Big [family] member energy from Mike Coscarelli.    SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   ATLANTA - SAT SEPT 10 - CENTER STAGE THEATER https://www.centerstage-atlanta.com/events/guys-we-fcked/   NORWALK, CT - SAT SEPT 24 - WALL STREET THEATER https://wallstreettheater.com/event/guys-we-fcked/   CORINNE SOLO DATES: DETROIT - FRI SEPT 16 - HOUSE OF COMEDY (MOTOR CITY COMEDY FESTIVAL) all tickets: https://www.corinnefisher.com/calendar/   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcke

On this week’s very special, very sexy Guys We Fcked, Corinne and Krystyna celebrate the 33RD BIRTHDAY (AKA his Jesus year) OF MIKE COSCARELLI by answering some burning questions from listeners, and some questions pulled from the Bucket of Love. The trio discuss the best ways to help a friend through a toxic relationship, the most bizarre times they’ve become uncontrollably horny, the not-so-glamorous realities of pursuing career passions, and male flirting “tactics.” It’s a very meaty episode.    SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   ATLANTA - SAT SEPT 10 - CENTER STAGE THEATER https://www.centerstage-atlanta.com/events/guys-we-fcked/   NORWALK, CT - SAT SEPT 24 - WALL STREET THEATER https://wallstreettheater.com/event/guys-we-fcked/   CORINNE SOLO DATES: DETROIT - FRI SEPT 16 - HOUSE OF COMEDY (MOTOR CITY COMEDY FESTIVAL) all tickets: https://www.corinnefisher.com/calendar/   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY"-- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An A

On this week’s episode, hosts Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who’s put in an awkward position after confronting her friend’s partner about his infidelity, and Corinne shares a Dylan update. Today’s Guys We Fcked guests are surrogate partners and intimacy coaches, MICHELLE RENEE and BRIAN GIBNEY. The group discusses the definition of sexual intimacy and integrity, how one can go about hiring a professional cuddler (yes, they exist!!), managing a very busy polyamorous lifestyle, and what exactly goes down in a sex surrogacy session. Commentary by amateur snuggler Mike Coscarelli.    SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   ATLANTA - SAT SEPT 10 - CENTER STAGE THEATER https://www.centerstage-atlanta.com/events/guys-we-fcked/   NORWALK, CT - SAT SEPT 24 - WALL STREET THEATER https://wallstreettheater.com/event/guys-we-fcked/   CORINNE SOLO DATES: CLEVELAND - FRI AUG 26 & SAT AUG 27 - HILARITIES DETROIT - FRI SEPT 16 - HOUSE OF COMEDY (MOTOR CITY COMEDY FESTIVAL) all tickets: https://www.

This week, Corinne and Krystyna hear from a listener who’s struggling to feel sexy enough for sex,; they also have a convo about the weird, wild world of psychic mediums. This week’s GWF guest is comedian and co-creator/co-star of Showtime’s "Flatbush Misdemeanors," DAN PERLMAN. The group discusses managing mental health in a relationship, adjusting to a lifetime on antidepressants, recognizing times to cry instead of just crying, and the NY suicide hotline limiting your crisis-induced call to ten minutes (but like we promise it’s still all very funny lol). Commentary from the man who’s often sad with a hard-on — Mike Coscarelli.     SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   ATLANTA - SAT SEPT 10 - CENTER STAGE THEATER https://www.centerstage-atlanta.com/events/guys-we-fcked/   NORWALK, CT - SAT SEPT 24 - WALL STREET THEATER https://wallstreettheater.com/event/guys-we-fcked/   CORINNE SOLO DATES: CLEVELAND - FRI AUG 26 & SAT AUG 27 - HILARITIES DETROIT - FRI SEPT 16 - HOUSE OF COMEDY (MOTOR

Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who ended up in her ex’s apartment only to find out that another woman and her handcuffs had moved in. They also debate the point of being ethical when everyone who isn't seems to be getting much further ahead (and having fun doing it). Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian CARMEN LAGALA. The trio breaks down seriously dating a girl after only seriously dating guys, the mechanics of getting eaten out, navigating pansexuality, and trying to hook up with Mike Coscarelli but getting rejected because of this very podcast. Objects-in-the-mirror-may-be-bigger-than-they-appear commentary by Mike Coscarelli.   SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   ATLANTA - SAT SEPT 10 - CENTER STAGE THEATER https://www.centerstage-atlanta.com/events/guys-we-fcked/   NORWALK, CT - SAT SEPT 24 - WALL STREET THEATER https://wallstreettheater.com/event/guys-we-fcked/   CORINNE SOLO DATES: CLEVELAND - FRI AUG 26 & SAT AUG 27 - HILARITIES DETROIT - FRI SEPT 16 - HOUSE

Corinne and Krystyna hear a hand-job success story, and discuss masculinity so powerful that women would drop to their knees. They also get into the importance of spreading information about monkeypox; plus, they analyze the most recent turn in the Depp v. Heard trial. (Spoiler: Corinne was right.) Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and MMA instructor, Diego Lopez. The group talks about combating toxic masculinity with cage fighting, the best ways to slide into a stranger’s DMs, and why men want to be the little spoon so badly. Ladle-sized commentary from Mike Coscarelli.    SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU: ATLANTA - SAT SEPT 10 - CENTER STAGE THEATER. https://www.centerstage-atlanta.com/events/guys-we-fcked/   NORWALK, CT - SAT SEPT 24 - WALL STREET THEATER. https://wallstreettheater.com/event/guys-we-fcked/   CORINNE SOLO DATES:   CLEVELAND - FRI AUG 26 & SAT AUG 27 - HILARITIES   DETROIT - FRI SEPT 16 - HOUSE OF COMEDY (MOTOR CITY COMEDY FESTIVAL) all tickets: https://www.cor

This week, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who is struggling through a sex drought, investigate nutritional diets, and wonder why women keep fcking up their own ascendance by supporting men instead of each other. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and daughter of comedy legend Jackie Mason, SHEBA MASON, and her mom, GINGER. The group discusses having a famous, but absent father, dating in the 70s/80s, and black magic. Fully equipped commentary by Mike Coscarelli.   SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   ATLANTA - SAT SEPT 10 - CENTER STAGE THEATER https://www.centerstage-atlanta.com/events/guys-we-fcked/   NORWALK, CT - SAT SEPT 24 - WALL STREET THEATER https://wallstreettheater.com/event/guys-we-fcked/   CORINNE SOLO DATES: PITTSBURGH - SAT JULY 30 - BOTTLE ROCKET SOCIAL HALL. CLEVELAND - FRI AUG 26 & SAT AUG 27 - HILARITIES, DETROIT - FRI SEPT 16 - HOUSE OF COMEDY (MOTOR CITY COMEDY FESTIVAL) all tickets: https://www.corinnefisher.com/calendar/     WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIA