Painting Pictures With Gabriel Roberts



Gabriel Roberts mixes interview, comedy, rants, bad accents, and amateur guitar for delicious nuggets of aural pleasure


  • A Broken Window

    07/02/2020 Duración: 54min

    Brought to you by Full Circle Organics: Gabe hangs solo to share his experiences with a recent homeowner disaster, sledding and snow-tubing, and a sort of normal head cold.

  • Good Gabe vs Evil Gabe

    27/01/2020 Duración: 01h24min

    In Episode 69 of Painting Pictures, Gabe is joined from Scotland by Evil Gabe, aka Gabriel Q Vest, to talk about the origin of Evil Gabe, Paonia CO, and life in Scotland.

  • Jingle Jangle

    13/01/2020 Duración: 38min

    Brought to you by the all-new Lincoln Navigator: Gabriel critiques Trader Joe's cracker box copy and chats about Christmas gifting.

  • Antique Pottery Wheel

    27/11/2019 Duración: 40min

    In just the second podcast episode of 2019, Gabe chats about carrying foam on top of his car, getting old and smelly, a beautiful historic pottery wheel, and raising rabbits.

  • Beer and Chicken Stock

    16/04/2019 Duración: 23min

    From Craftsbury, Vermont, a quick slipper of a bipper wherin beer, wine, refrigerators, and chicken stock are discussed.

  • Plowing and Shoveling

    29/11/2018 Duración: 43min

    Through the drifts of snow, plowing and shoveling we go! Winter snow grips Northern Vermont in November, and Gabe tries everything to keep his driveway clear. He makes a terrible mistake and must atone by baking cookies.

  • Everybodys Talkin Bout Heaven

    02/06/2018 Duración: 38min

    Brought to you by Nutella: From scorchin-hot Craftsbury Vermont, a solo waxer about the new Star Wars movie Solo, some items that aren't worth shipping back to Amazon, and a really dumb country song. Enjoy!

  • Have Kids and Chop Down Trees

    04/04/2018 Duración: 48min

    On a dreary Spring afternoon, Gabriel discusses the silent Tees of Vermont and Craftsbury, learning French, buying a house, mud season, and how long to leave Vermont in the winter.

  • Wok Choi brought to you by Michaels

    12/10/2017 Duración: 39min

    Brought to you by the Arts and Crafts Aisle at Michael's, this solo surfboard takes you to Hawaii with Jack Johnson, past a stopped school bus in Vermont, and into David's kitchen where Wok Choi is made.

  • Daddy Beans and the Butter Softener

    02/09/2017 Duración: 50min

    Mon Pere, Leland Roberts, joins for a brief discussion of Security, The Bastards, and the legendary Uncle Reggie. Then, find out how your butter gets perfectly soft every morning.

  • I'm a Professional Carpenter

    27/07/2017 Duración: 35min

    The life of a professional carpenter isn't easy; a new chair prototype; quitting jobs; the need for cotton underwear; gallery directors don't have meteoric career paths; fun size is a misnomer

  • Memes of 2017 with Joe Gruen

    11/07/2017 Duración: 01h44min

    Joe Gruen and I count down the top memes of the year 2017, according to some website. We are thoroughly disgusted or completely confused by nearly all of them, although one or two gain grudging approval. From Carmichael CA with special guest Teddy Gruen

  • Talking About Sacramento with Myself

    08/06/2017 Duración: 47min

    A solo ding-dong from Carmichael, CA, brought to you by The Doggy Paddle. Overwhelmed by California traffic, new cars, and new development, this Vermont country bumpkin lashes out at soulless shmucks and insincere customer service.

  • Pokemon No with Adi Friedman and Joe Gruen

    25/04/2017 Duración: 01h14min

    From Craftsbury, VT, and Sacramento and San Francisco, CA, a three-way throwback to high school days as the Commissioners of Spirit reunite. Being cool, traveling the world, Sacramento hardscaping and Pokemon are discussed.

  • Eat Cereal or Go to Mexico

    05/04/2017 Duración: 39min

    The eternal question! I explore the answer from Craftsbury, VT, with four audio clips from Mexico. Brought to you by Charlie's Pizza.

  • Desert Mounties with Miles Roberts

    07/01/2017 Duración: 01h06min

    My big brother Miles joins Painting Pictures to bounce around the spiritual, cultural, and political landscape of December 2016 in Craftsbury, Vermont. Beanies, cats, elections, Canada, and cozy pants are mentioned. Also, man cuts tiny piece of wood.

  • Bunny Kitty brought to you by Cats

    19/12/2016 Duración: 44min

    From Craftsbury Vermont, in the company of Kitty and Bunny, a solo slam-jam with thoughts on Bridget Jones, house-sitting, potty-training, and yoga at home. Featuring a slice of epic Christmas Music.

  • This is not NPR

    01/11/2016 Duración: 01h01min

    A full hour of audio that does not include the voice of Robert Seagull. Dedicated to Cinnamon the Pony, with thoughts on burping, iPhone updates, the price of apples, and driving in Vermont

  • Turning Thirty

    03/10/2016 Duración: 55min

    From the Northeast Kingdom, a solo rambler recorded while driving around Vermont. Pie crust recipe complaints, some thoughts on boogers, over-competitive society, and, of course, coffee. Oh and I turned thirty and got married!

  • Trigger Warnings with Joe Gruen

    19/07/2016 Duración: 01h31min

    Joe Gruen returns to record a new episode of The Cream and The Clear, joining Gabriel to discuss Do It Yourself, leakage, tractors, almond butter and/or tomatoes, and pigs.

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